• 2026

    April Release Spotlight

  • 2026

    Album Review: Necropia – “Our Kingdom Befouled” (Technical Deathcore)

  • 2026

    Album Review: Terror – “Still Suffer” (Hardcore)

  • 2026

    March Release Spotlight

  • 2026

    Demolicious Derby 2026, Vol. I: Ten of the Best Hardcore Demos of the Year So Far

  • 2026

    February Release Spotlight

  • 2026

    Album Review: Slaughterday – “Dread Emperor” (Death Metal)

  • 2026

    January Release Spotlight

  • 2026

    Track Premiere: Ashenheart – “Stars Wept to the Sea”

  • 2026

    Album Review: Malignant Aura – “Where All of Worth Comes to Wither” (Death/Doom)

Noob Heavy

Underground Metal & Hardcore.

Free Palestine
Black lives matter
Trans rights are human rights
All cops are bastards
We have no leadership, only capitalism
 

  • About Us
  • Submission Policy
  • Reviews
  • Interviews
  • Free Bandcamp Wiki 2022
  • Metal Redux
  • Commissioning Artist List
  • Lists
  • Food Desert Recordings
  • Join The Kvlt: Leftist Black Metal Column
HomeAuthorsvalkyrjiaa

Articles by valkyrjiaa

2022

Album Review: Katharos – “Of Lineages Long Forgotten” (Symphonic Black Metal)

May 17, 2022 valkyrjiaa

Written by: Valkyrjiaa >Release Date: May 13th, 2022>Symphonic Black Metal from Stockholm, Sweden >Label: Willowtip Records>FFO: Emperor and Dimmu Borgir>Katharos Bandcamp With the thunder of drums, and the march of dread foretelling our doom, Katharos […]

2022

EP Review: Sterickoy – “Catastrophism”

May 17, 2022 valkyrjiaa

Written by: Valkyrjiaa >Release Date: April 2022>Alternative Rock/Metal from NW England>Label: Unsigned>FFO: Black Sabbath, Motorhead, and White Zombie>Sterickoy Bandcamp Noob Heavy features a variety of musicians – from the big label hitters to the unsigned […]

2022

Single Review: KYTARO – “Non-Binary” (Experimental Math)

May 11, 2022 valkyrjiaa

Written by: Valkyrjiaa >KYTARO – “Non Binary”>Single from album Temporary Internet Files>Experimental Math-Rock>Released April 1st, 2022>Budapest, Hungary>FFO: Converge, The Physics House Band Sworn in as a pseudo-exotic psych-math trio out of Budapest, KYTARO reveal their […]

2022

Album Review: Aarlon – “Dafan” (Rock/Metalcore)

May 8, 2022 valkyrjiaa

Written by: Valkyrjiaa Release Date: March 22nd, 2022 Alternative Rock/Metalcore from New Delhi, India Label: Independent FFO: What Escapes Me, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Devin Townsend One of few bands in India who brings their mother tongue […]

2022

Album Review: Egor Lappo – “Naturealism” (Prog Metal/Rock)

April 24, 2022 valkyrjiaa

Written by: Valkyrjia Release Date: April 8th, 2022 Prog Metal/Prog Rock from St. Petersburg, Russia Label: Independent FFO: Devin Townsend, BTBAM, Dream Theater, VOLA Best described as Cosmic Progressive Rock/Metal with a dose of pop […]

2022

EP Review: Falsehoods of Today – “If Our Dreams Collapsed By The Seams” (Post-hardcore)

April 16, 2022 valkyrjiaa

Written by: Valkyrjia Release Date: April 8th, 2022 Post-hardcore/Melodic Hardcore from the UK Label: Trepanation Recordings FFO: Bad Omens, Silverstein, Thrice Bandcamp: Falsehoods of Today Falsehoods of Today has returned with an immense EP titled […]

2022

EP Review: FALAMH – “Aeons Effigy” (Melodic Death/Black Metal)

April 16, 2022 valkyrjiaa

Written by: Valkyrjia Release Date: March 25th, 2022 Melodic Black/Death Metal from North Bay, ON, Canada Label: Independent FFO: Dissection, Enslaved, Taake, Kampfer, Agalloch The depth of self-discovery and exploration that Melodic Death Metal and […]

2022

Album Review: Trick or Treat – “Creepy Symphonies” (Power Metal)

April 4, 2022 valkyrjiaa

Written by: Valkyrjia Release Date: April 1st , 2022 Power Metal from Modena, Italy Label: Scarlet Records FFO: Helloween, Gamma Ray, Blind Guardian, Stratovarius, Rhapsody of Fire, Sabaton This is no trick (but it really […]

2022

EP Review: ProbeNation – “Invasion” (Sci-fi Power Metal)

April 4, 2022 valkyrjiaa

Written by: Valkyrjia Release Date: March 18th, 2022 Sci-fi Power Metal from Surrey, UK FFO: Alestorm, Sabaton, and Gloryhammer What do you get when you mix Aliens, Metal, and a bit of booze to boot? […]

2022

Album Review: Enhalo – “The Great Dying” (Progressive Metal)

March 22, 2022 valkyrjiaa

Written by: Valkyrjiaa Release Date: April 8th, 2022 Progressive Metal from Dallas, Texas Label: Independent The genre of Progressive Metal has seen more growth over the last two years than what I believe any other […]

Posts pagination

« 1 … 3 4 5 6 »

Noob Heavy Socials

  • Instagram
  • X
  • Facebook
  • Bandcamp

Spotify Playlists

Clickable links. They don’t appear red in the sidebar 🙁

Alternative Trans Pride

New Metal and Hardcore Albums 2022(MASSIVE)

Best Of 2022 Rap

Screamo/Emoviolence

Noob Heavy Stoner Doom

New Death & Grind

New Death Doom

New Hardcore

New Thrash Metal

New Technical Death Metal

New Doom & Post Metal

New Deathcore & Brutal Death

Melo Death 2021

Australian Metal

Emo Rap

 

Top Posts & Pages

  • April Release Spotlight
    April Release Spotlight
  • Album Review: Draconian - "Under a Godless Veil" 9.5/10 (Doom Metal)
    Album Review: Draconian - "Under a Godless Veil" 9.5/10 (Doom Metal)
  • Elden Ring's Most Annoying Enemies
    Elden Ring's Most Annoying Enemies
  • Album Review: Fleshgod Apocalypse - "Opera" (Symphonic Death Metal)
    Album Review: Fleshgod Apocalypse - "Opera" (Symphonic Death Metal)
  • Album Review: Lipoma - "No Cure for the Sick" (Goregrind/Melodic Death)
    Album Review: Lipoma - "No Cure for the Sick" (Goregrind/Melodic Death)
  • Join the Kvlt: Trve Qveer Black Metal
    Join the Kvlt: Trve Qveer Black Metal
  • Album Review: Necropia - "Our Kingdom Befouled" (Technical Deathcore)
    Album Review: Necropia - "Our Kingdom Befouled" (Technical Deathcore)
  • Demolicious Derby 2026, Vol. I: Ten of the Best Hardcore Demos of the Year So Far
    Demolicious Derby 2026, Vol. I: Ten of the Best Hardcore Demos of the Year So Far
  • Where, when and how to promote yourself.
    Where, when and how to promote yourself.
  • Album Review: The Jesus Lizard - "Rack" (Noise Rock)
    Album Review: The Jesus Lizard - "Rack" (Noise Rock)

Categories

  • 20 Buck Spin (9)
  • 2018 albums (25)
  • 2019 Albums (112)
  • 2020 Albums (133)
  • 2021 (207)
  • 2022 (172)
  • 2023 (142)
  • 2024 (68)
  • 2025 (44)
  • 2026 (11)
  • Alternative metal (1)
  • Antifascist black metal (31)
  • Art Feature (10)
  • Aussie metal (44)
  • Barlovv (50)
  • Black Lion Records (1)
  • Black Metal (224)
  • Brilliant Emperor Records (9)
  • Brutal Death (57)
  • Carcassbomb's Reviews (212)
  • Century Media (14)
  • Coreycritique reviews (6)
  • Cybergrind (12)
  • Dark Descent Records (6)
  • Death metal (331)
  • Death/Doom (93)
  • Deathcore (52)
  • Doom metal (160)
  • Ellis Heasley (91)
  • Espi Kvlt reviews (31)
  • Everlasting Spew Records (13)
  • Exhumed, Reviewed, Renewed (2)
  • Experimental (84)
  • Fiadh Productions (5)
  • Folk Metal (38)
  • Food Desert Recordings (3)
  • Frankie (1)
  • Funeral doom (12)
  • Game reviews (2)
  • Gothic Metal (21)
  • Greg Schwan reviews (1)
  • grindcore (87)
  • Guest Writers (10)
  • HardAlbumReview (47)
  • Hardcore (126)
  • Heavy Metal (70)
  • Helena (4)
  • Hypnotic Dirge Records (4)
  • Industrial (20)
  • Interviews (55)
  • Iōhannēs (1)
  • John Angel Reviews (26)
  • Katha reviews (6)
  • Kep Reviews (234)
  • King Volume Records (1)
  • Kirk (86)
  • Lists (71)
  • Luke Oram (8)
  • Mathcore (32)
  • Melodic Death Metal (71)
  • Metal (66)
  • Metal Blade (12)
  • Metal Collectors (8)
  • Metal Redux (14)
  • Metalcore (61)
  • MicroDose (55)
  • Musician Spotlight (6)
  • Noise (59)
  • Not Metal (81)
  • Nu-metal (6)
  • Nuclear Blast (12)
  • Op-ed (1)
  • Peaceville Records (1)
  • Please Core (6)
  • Post Black Metal (52)
  • Post hardcore (52)
  • Post Metal (84)
  • Power Metal (33)
  • Premiere (6)
  • Prog Metal (115)
  • Prog rock (28)
  • Prosthetic Records (12)
  • RABM/Leftist metal (30)
  • Rae-Aila (7)
  • Rap (15)
  • Relapse Records (4)
  • Review (749)
  • Riding Easy Records (1)
  • Ripple Music (1)
  • Sentient Ruin Labs (2)
  • Shoegaze (22)
  • Silent Pendulum records (5)
  • Slam (24)
  • sludge (57)
  • Speed Metal (26)
  • Splits And giggles (5)
  • Steves reviews (21)
  • Stoner (66)
  • Swatty Reviews (7)
  • Symphonic Metal (29)
  • Syrup Moose Records (8)
  • Tech Death (115)
  • The Artisan Era (6)
  • The Sign Records (1)
  • Thrash Metal (68)
  • Tor Johnson Records (3)
  • Transcending Obscurity (33)
  • Trepanation Recordings (10)
  • Tridroid Records (3)
  • Unique Leader Records (19)
  • Unspeaking Axe Records (4)
  • Valky reviews (43)
  • Video Premiere (4)
  • Vita Detestabilis Records (2)
  • Westin (51)
  • Willowtip Records (19)
  • Within The Mind Records (1)
  • Xtreem Music (3)
  • Z list (7)
  • Zax Record Reviews (106)
Community
  • Instagram
  • X
Subscribe via Email

Not sure who does this but it happens.

Join 128 other subscribers
Categories

Copyright © 2026 | MH Magazine WordPress Theme by MH Themes

Loading Comments...