2023
No Ju-LIE, We Love These July Albums
Written by Westin, Kep, Ellis, Rae-Aila, and Kirk Hi folks, Kep here. Yeah, I tried a little too hard for that pun. No, I don’t feel bad about it. Another month down. Another load of […]
Cybergrind
2022
EP Review: Stefania Night – “CRAWL TO ME ROT WITH ME” (Gothic Industrial/Hyperpop)
Written by Valkyrjiaa Stefania Night – CRAWL TO ME ROT WITH ME> Gothic industrial death glitch hyperpop> Released December 2> Independent/self-release No stranger to the metal scene both inside and out, trans artist Stefania Night […]
2023
Album Review: Chop Chop Chop Chop Chop Chop Chop – “We Live as Ghosts” (Grindcore)
Written by Barlovv Chop Chop Chop Chop Chop Chop Chop – We Live As Ghosts> Grindcore/cybergrind> Connecticut, US> Released February 3> Independent/self-release Class traitors on a power tripFascists laughing as they empty out a clip […]
2022
Jangel’s 15 Fave Records of 2022
What up y’all, Jangel here with my AOTY list! If you don’t know me I write (not as much as I should) for Noob Heavy and run our Instagram account. I wrote this list and […]
2022
ProgPro’s 2022 AOTY List
Hey, I’m Mike, friend of the Noob Heavy crew and also known as ProgPro on social media. Since there have been so many releases this year, I made a Spotify playlist so you can check […]
2022
Barlovv’s Best of 2022
Written by Barlovv ‘Tis the season for “Best Of” lists, and no one likes a list more than this guy, so let’s fucking go. This year has been kind of buck-wild honestly, joining this absolutely […]
2022
Album Review: Thotcrime – “D1G1T4L_DR1FT” (Cybergrind)
Written by Barlovv Thotcrime – D1G1T4L_DR1FT> Cybergrind> Illinois, US> Releasing October 28> Prosthetic Records “WAKE UPGET OUT“ Illinois cybergrinders Thotcrime are returning after a banger of a split with The Cheeseburger Picnic back in June […]
2021
Album Review: Blind Equation – “Life Is Pain” (Cybergrind)
Written by Melinda Blind Equation – Life Is PainEmotional cybergrind from Illinois, USAReleased September 3, 2021Independent (Name Your Own Price) I would rather die than think like you. Another dull blade stuck in the sands […]