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2022

Roundup: October Overload

November 3, 2022 Kep

Written by Barlovv, Kep, Melinda, Westin, and Ellis Another month, another thirty minutes of trying to figure out the best possible alliterative title for this roundup article. Look, October probably takes the cake this year […]

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Album Review: Sxokondo – “Altered Ego” (Metallic Hardcore)

October 25, 2022 Ellis Heasley

Written by Ellis Heasley Sxokondo – Altered Ego> Metallic Hardcore> La Chaux-de-Fonds, Switzerland> Releases October 28> Division Records The Swiss hardcore scene should probably get more credit than it does. Particularly with bands like Knut, […]

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Album Review: Brutus – “Unison Life” (Post-hardcore/Post-metal)

October 18, 2022 Ellis Heasley

Written by Ellis Heasley Brutus – Unison Life> Post-Hardcore/Post-Metal> Leuven, Belgium> Releases October 21> Hassle Records It is hard not to start this review with one cliché or another about how Brutus are one of […]

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Album Review: Greber – “Fright Without” (Sludge/Grind)

September 7, 2022 Ellis Heasley

Written by Ellis Heasley Greber – Fright Without>Sludge/Grind>Cambridge, Ontario, Canada>Releases September 9th>No Funeral Records Ever seen a dog do that thing where they catch a rat or mouse and then shake the shit out of […]

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Roundup: June Jollies

July 4, 2022 Melinda (Carcassbomb)

Written by Melinda, Barlovv, Kep and Ellis Heasley A mix of fresh mini reviews mixed with excerpts from larger reviews the team did of June releases. Underground metal and hardcore big and small. Pick and […]

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Album Review: Conjurer – Páthos (Metal)

June 30, 2022 Ellis Heasley

Written by Ellis Heasley >Conjurer – Páthos>Metal>Rugby, UK>Releases July 1st>Nuclear Blast Records There’s a sizable corner of the metal world (present company included) for whom Páthos by Conjurer is likely their most anticipated album of […]

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Album Review: Kardashev – “Liminal Rite” (Deathgaze)

June 22, 2022 Ellis Heasley

Written by Ellis Heasley >Kardashev – Liminal Rite>Deathgaze>Arizona, US>Released June 10th >Metal Blade Records “I am a pilgrim and oh, I am lost The past that I loved has been molded and mossed A ghost […]

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Roundup: May Macrodose

June 3, 2022 Melinda (Carcassbomb)

A big bag of albums we’ve been listening to that came out in May. Albums picked by Kep, Barlovv, Ellis and Melinda. Below is the Noob Heavy 2022 release radar for metal and hardcore, for […]

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Interview: Sator from Genoa, Italy (Sludge Metal)

May 17, 2022 Ellis Heasley

Interview by Ellis Heasley Sator (pronounced Sah-tor not Say-tor as the band kindly explained to me) have just released one of the fiercest sludge/doom metal records you’ll hear all year in Cleansing Ritual. Drawing generous […]

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Roundup: April Assortments & Atrocities

May 4, 2022 Melinda (Carcassbomb)

Another month and yet another roundup article, I’m actually sticking to this one! The scribes this month are Kep, April, Ellis and Melinda (thats me, I don’t have twitter anymore and IG banned me for […]

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