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Album Review: Crypt Sermon – The Stygian Rose (Epic Doom)

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Written by Kep Crypt Sermon – The Stygian Rose> Epic doom metal> Pennsylvania, US> Releasing June 14> Dark Descent Records I wasn’t writing about music in 2019; I started here at Noob Heavy in 2021 and pre-pandemic […]

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Written by Kirk Samsara Joyride — The Subtle & the Dense> Stoner rock/heavy blues/heavy psych> Austria> Releasing February 23> Tonzonen Records What exactly is “heavy music”? How do you define it? Is it the way […]

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Written by Kirk 20 Watt Tombstone – The Chosen Few> Stoner rock/blues> Wisconsin, US> Releasing October 20> Independent/self-release When’s the last time you sat down with a good blues record? Depending on what kind of […]

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Written by Kirk Aiwass – The Falling> Psychedelic doom metal> Texas, US> Releasing October 13> King Volume Records Hey there, friends! It’s October, or, as many of us like to refer to it, Spooky Season! […]

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