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2022

Album Review: Legendarium – “Death’s Hand in Yours” (Power/Death Metal)

December 10, 2022 Barlovv

Written by Barlovv Legendarium – Death’s Hand in Yours > Powerdeath> Netherlands> Released December 9> Independent/self-release “Death’s hand in yoursThe final descentDown the drowned stepsYou walk to your end OUGH” I’m going to be totally […]

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Album Review: Iōhannēs – Jacob’s Ladder (Black Metal)

December 2, 2022 Barlovv

Written by Barlovv Iōhannēs – Jacob’s Ladder> Black metal> North Carolina, US> Released November 22> Independent/self-release Awake again Despairing for myself I dreamt that I was dead And you weren’t there to save me Alright, disclosure […]

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Album Review: Casket Robbery – “Rituals of Death” (Death Metal)

November 7, 2022 Barlovv

Written by Barlovv Casket Robbery – Rituals of Death> Death metal> Wisconsin, US> Releasing November 11> Blood Blast / Nuclear Blast Save your breath… it could be your last Above. Below. Confined. Both sides. What […]

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Album Review: Backxwash – “HIS HAPPINESS SHALL COME FIRST EVEN THOUGH WE ARE SUFFERING” (Horrorcore)

November 2, 2022 Barlovv

Written by Barlovv Backwash – HIS HAPPINESS SHALL COME FIRST EVEN THOUGH WE ARE SUFFERING> Horrorcore> Montreal, CA> Released October 31> Ugly Hag/self-release Let it be known if there’s ever death in these poemsI’m settling […]

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Album Review: Thotcrime – “D1G1T4L_DR1FT” (Cybergrind)

October 20, 2022 Barlovv

Written by Barlovv Thotcrime – D1G1T4L_DR1FT> Cybergrind> Illinois, US> Releasing October 28> Prosthetic Records “WAKE UPGET OUT“ Illinois cybergrinders Thotcrime are returning after a banger of a split with The Cheeseburger Picnic back in June […]

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Album Review: Ghost of Shadow Moses – “Demons” (Metalcore)

October 16, 2022 Barlovv

Written by Barlovv Ghosts of Shadow Moses – Demons> Metalcore> Ontario, Canada> Released October 12> Independent/self-release When my eyes closedI barely noticed the nodeson my temples and chest. Disclosure: While this album and all previous […]

2022

Album Review: Cloud Rat – “Threshold” (Grindpunk)

October 11, 2022 Barlovv

Written by Barlovv Cloud Rat – Threshold> Grindpunk> Michigan, US> Released October 7> Artoffact Records The crowd. The impact. The car tumbling into the wall Faintly she heard them coming. 2022 has really been a […]

2022

Album Review: Mar – “Everything Is Alive” (Queer Anarchist Doom)

October 5, 2022 Barlovv

Written by Barlovv Mar – Everything is Alive >Doom metal>Rhode Island, US>Released October 14th, 2022>Independent/self-release Queer Anarchist Doom Metal is, hopefully, what will be playing at my funeral. Sometimes a collection of words creates that […]

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Album Review: VoidOath – “Ascension Beyond Kokytus” (Doomsludge)

September 21, 2022 Barlovv

Written by Barlovv VoidOath – Ascension Beyond Kokytus> Abysmal horror doom> Costa Rica> Releases September 30th> Cognitive Discordance/Cursed Monk “Aeons in fall, deserted vessel Frenzy thoughts, slaver spewed Mutated body, through stars descent Plunging into […]

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Album Review: Holy Fawn – “Dimensional Bleed” (Blackgaze)

September 16, 2022 Barlovv

Written by Barlovv Holy Fawn – Dimensional Bleed> Doomgaze> Arizona, US> Released September 9> Triple Crown Records / Wax Bodega “I want to breathe fireI want to grind my teeth into dust“ Every once in […]

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