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2023

Album Review: Choir – “Songs for a Tarnished World” (Black/Doom Metal)

March 14, 2023 Barlovv

Written by Barlovv Choir – Songs for a Tarnished World> Black/doom metal> Releasing March 24> Brazil / Singapore> Total Dissonace Worship I’ve mentally chosen to classify this album as a piece of “literal doom”, because […]

2023

Album Review: Zulu – “A New Tomorrow” (Hardcore Fusion)

March 2, 2023 Barlovv

Written by Barlovv Zulu – A New Tomorrow>Hardcore fusion>Los Angeles, USA>Releasing March 3>Flatspot Records “You take and take  But you will never be A replication Of those amongst a shameless sea  Tell me how long Until […]

2023

Album Review: Transgressive – “Extreme Transgression” (Thrash Metal)

March 1, 2023 Barlovv

Written by Barlovv Transgressive – Extreme Transgression> Thrash metal> Arizona, US> Releasing March 4> Independent/self-release “All cops are bastardsThey’re no fucking saviorsA few rotten applesIs not where the blame isThe system can’t functionInherently corruptedIt’s murderers […]

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Album Review: They Grieve – “To Which I Bore Witness” (Doom/Drone)

February 23, 2023 Barlovv

Written by Barlovv They Grieve – To Which I Bore Witness> Doom/drone> Ontario, Canada> Releasing February 24> Silent Pendulum Records Weariness finds its wayAnd carries the promise of anguish There are times when I can […]

2023

EP Review: Dragoncorpse – “The Drakketh Saga” (Power Metal/Deathcore)

February 16, 2023 Barlovv

Written by Barlovv Dragoncorpse – The Drakketh Saga> Powerdeath> Australia> Released February 10> Lethal Records “Hide me from the sun Drown me in the dark And pray all that I’ve done Won’t see the light […]

2023

Album Review: Ophiocordyceps – “Anthropocene” (Brutal Death Metal)

February 10, 2023 Barlovv

Written by Barlovv Ophiocordyceps – Anthropocene> Brutal death metal> Italy> Released February 3, 2023> Independent/self-release “The aliens will not colonize the solar system, as it is not advantageous to the proliferation of an evolved species, […]

2023

Album Review: Chop Chop Chop Chop Chop Chop Chop – “We Live as Ghosts” (Grindcore)

February 7, 2023 Barlovv

Written by Barlovv Chop Chop Chop Chop Chop Chop Chop – We Live As Ghosts> Grindcore/cybergrind> Connecticut, US> Released February 3> Independent/self-release Class traitors on a power tripFascists laughing as they empty out a clip […]

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Album Review: 18 Slashes – “Jawnnobyl” (Dark Synth/Electronic)

January 18, 2023 Barlovv

18 Slashes – Jawnnobyl> Dark synth/electronic> Pennsylvania, US> Released January 13> Independent/self-release * sound of a PS1 starting up * Admittedly I don’t get around to a ton of purely electronic music these days, especially […]

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Barlovv’s Best of 2022

December 20, 2022 Barlovv

Written by Barlovv ‘Tis the season for “Best Of” lists, and no one likes a list more than this guy, so let’s fucking go. This year has been kind of buck-wild honestly, joining this absolutely […]

2022

Album Review: Antecantamentum – “Saturnine December” (Black Metal)

December 15, 2022 Barlovv

Written by Barlovv Antecantamentum – Saturnine December> Black metal> California, US> Released December 9> Independent/self-release As stunning and ferocious as the project’s name is a bit of a mouthful to pronounce, Antecantamentum‘s new album Saturnine […]

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