2024
February Finds
Written by Westin, Ellis, Kep, and Kirk Well friends, February is over and March has arrived. The neverending trudge of time carries on heedless of our protests and priorities. Each day brings us yet another […]
Metallic Hardcore
2023
January Gems
Written by Kep, Kirk, Westin, Rae-Aila, and Ellis Well would you look at that: not only is 2024 well underway, but a whole damn month is done already. And with one month down, that means […]
2024
Album Review: Underneath – “From the Gut of Gaia” (Metallic Hardcore)
Written by Kep Underneath – From the Gut of Gaia> Metallic hardcore> Pennsylvania, US> Releasing January 19> Syrup Moose Records If you ask me, Pittsburgh crew Underneath are already one of the hottest young forces on the metallic hardcore […]
2024
Album Review: Rough Justice – “Faith in Vain” (Metallic Hardcore)
Written by Ellis Rough Justice – Faith in Vain> Metallic hardcore> Sheffield, UK> Releasing January 12> MLVLTD Looks like UK hardcore is in for another great year already. This debut LP from Sheffield bruisers Rough […]
2023
No(thingbutbangers)vember
Written by Kep, Westin, Ellis, and Kirk Look, I’m not gonna lie to you. We slacked off a little in November. Life was busy, especially for your friendly editor. But you know who didn’t slack […]
2023
OcWHOAber Roundup
Written by Westin, Kep, Ellis, and Kirk I know, the title is bad. I must be stopped, etc. Anyways, spooky season has ended, but luckily we can keep listening to October’s most kickass records forever. […]
2023
Septembest Roundup
Written by Westin, Ellis, Kep, Rae-Aila, and Kirk We here at Noob Heavquarters were a bit quiet during September—life responsibilities and all that, you know the drill—but not for want of plenty of great music, […]
2023
2023
Album Review: Burner – “It All Returns to Nothing” (Death metal/Hardcore)
Written by Rae-Aila Burner – It All Returns to Nothing> Death metal/hardcore> UK> Released June 23> Church Road Records My relationship with Burner could best be described as similar to the process of U-Hauling — […]
2023
Maygnificent Roundup
Written by Westin, Ellis, Kirk, and Kep Well folks, here we are nearly halfway through 2023 and the killer releases just keep coming. It’s easy to lose some gems amongst the constant flood of quality […]