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Album Review: Lipoma – “No Cure for the Sick” (Goregrind/Melodic Death)

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Written by Kep Lipoma – No Cure for the Sick> Goregrind/melodic death metal> California, US> Releasing June 13> Gurgling Gore Look, I wasn’t born yesterday. If I see a release from the filthmongers at Gurgling Gore, and […]

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Album Review: Chestcrush – “Ψυχοβγάλτης” (Black/Death Metal)

April 1, 2025 Noob Heavy admin

Written by Kep Chestcrush – Ψυχοβγάλτης> Black/death metal> UK> Releasing April 4> Independent/self-release Noob Heavy’s enjoyment of Chestcrush and their monstrous brand of death and death-adjacent violence is well-documented. Ellis and myself have combined to cover every full release […]

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Album Review: Cell Press – “Cages” (Grindcore/Noise Rock/Sludge)

March 12, 2024 Kep

Written by Kirk Cell Press — Cages> Grindcore/noise rock/sludge metal> Quebec, Canada> Released March 8> The Ghost is Clear Records/Ancient Temple Recordings/No List Records (Scene opens) (You are in a dimly-lit dive bar as you […]

2023

OcWHOAber Roundup

November 2, 2023 Kep

Written by Westin, Kep, Ellis, and Kirk I know, the title is bad. I must be stopped, etc. Anyways, spooky season has ended, but luckily we can keep listening to October’s most kickass records forever. […]

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EP Review: Chestcrush – “Apechtheia” (Blackened Death Metal)

October 31, 2022 Kep

Written by Kep Chestcrush – Apechtheia> Blackened death metal> Scotland, UK> Releasing November 1> Independent/self-release Okay folks, show of hands: how many of you have heard Chestcrush’s 2021 opus Vdelygmia? If your hand is down then you need to […]

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Album Review: Cloud Rat – “Threshold” (Grindpunk)

October 11, 2022 Barlovv

Written by Barlovv Cloud Rat – Threshold> Grindpunk> Michigan, US> Released October 7> Artoffact Records The crowd. The impact. The car tumbling into the wall Faintly she heard them coming. 2022 has really been a […]

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Album Review: Gonemage – “Handheld Demise” (Experimental Black Metal)

September 23, 2022 Kep

Written by Kep Gonemage – Handheld Demise> Experimental black/grind/chip-tune> Texas, US> Releasing September 30> Independent/self-release I’m gonna be honest with you all: I really, really wanted to review this album because the last Gonemage LP, 2021’s Sudden Deluge, was such […]

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Album Review: Greber – “Fright Without” (Sludge/Grind)

September 7, 2022 Ellis Heasley

Written by Ellis Heasley Greber – Fright Without>Sludge/Grind>Cambridge, Ontario, Canada>Releases September 9th>No Funeral Records Ever seen a dog do that thing where they catch a rat or mouse and then shake the shit out of […]

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Album Review: Ósserp – Els nous cants de la Sibil-la (Deathgrind)

August 24, 2022 Barlovv

Written by Barlovv Ósserp – Els nous cants de la Sibil-la> Deathgrind> Spain> Released August 19> Independent/self-release Sobre els ciments granítics La convicció d’eternitat El mall del temps Els nostres fills… l’enfonsaran In the time […]

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Homeskin: An Unexpected Journey

April 9, 2022 Kep

Written by Kep Oh to be a fly on the wall of Garry Brents’ studio. At any given moment he could be wrangling guest spots for the next Gonemage album out of the Abysmal Specters and Sarah Allen Reeds of […]

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