2023
No(thingbutbangers)vember
Written by Kep, Westin, Ellis, and Kirk Look, I’m not gonna lie to you. We slacked off a little in November. Life was busy, especially for your friendly editor. But you know who didn’t slack […]
Tech Death
2023
Album Review: Neurectomy – “Overwrought” (Technical/Brutal Death Metal)
Written by Kep Neurectomy – Overwrought> Technical/brutal death metal> Releasing November 17> Independent/self-release The Neurectomy promo sat in my inbox for what would constitute a surprising amount of time before I finally pulled the trigger and gave it a […]
2023
OcWHOAber Roundup
Written by Westin, Kep, Ellis, and Kirk I know, the title is bad. I must be stopped, etc. Anyways, spooky season has ended, but luckily we can keep listening to October’s most kickass records forever. […]
2023
Septembest Roundup
Written by Westin, Ellis, Kep, Rae-Aila, and Kirk We here at Noob Heavquarters were a bit quiet during September—life responsibilities and all that, you know the drill—but not for want of plenty of great music, […]
2023
Awegust Roundup
Written by Westin, Kep, and Kirk August was a pretty light month as far as releases goes, especially compared to the seven months of 2023 that preceded it. Or at least it was until August […]
2023
Album Review: Orphalis – “As the Ashes Settle” (Technical/Brutal Death Metal)
Written by Kep Orphalis – As the Ashes Settle> Technical/brutal death metal> Germany> Releasing August 25> Transcending Obscurity Records There are a few bands that I consider to be, for lack of a better word, mine. These […]
2023
Album Review: Dead and Dripping – “Blackened Cerebral Rifts” (Technical Brutal Death Metal)
Written by Kep Dead and Dripping – Blackened Cerebral Rifts> Technical brutal death metal> New Jersey, US> Releasing August 11> Transcending Obscurity Records Sometimes I enjoy listening to shit that makes me feel like my brain might […]
2023
No Ju-LIE, We Love These July Albums
Written by Westin, Kep, Ellis, Rae-Aila, and Kirk Hi folks, Kep here. Yeah, I tried a little too hard for that pun. No, I don’t feel bad about it. Another month down. Another load of […]
2023
Kep’s 2023 Mid-year Top 10
As is my tradition, I’m marking the midpoint of the year with a top 10 list. The second half of the year is already looked stacked, so expect a good deal of change between now […]
2023