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Album Review: Lucifer Star Machine – “Satanic Age” (Garage Rock/Punk)

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Written by Kirk Lucifer Star Machine – Satanic Age> Garage rock/punk> Germany> Released April 14> The Sign Records It’s something that gets said a lot, and it’s something that I’ve been coming to terms with […]

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Hello, all! My name is Clayton, and I am grateful to have the opportunity to have my AOTY list published on Noob Heavy’s website! I am @cow_sweeney on Twitter and Sweeney Cow on most other […]

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January 2, 2023 Kep

I’m new around here so a quick introduction: I’m Mark Doubt. I have lived most of my life in California, currently I’m in San Francisco where I’m an amateur videographer who shoots, edits, and hosts […]

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𖤐B’s𖤐 22 Favorites of 2022

December 29, 2022 Kep

I’m B, and I am a philosophy professor who is interested in horror and metal aesthetics (my Twitter is here). Lately, I’ve been thinking a lot about immersive experiences, and what it takes to evoke […]

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Westin’s Top Albums of 2022

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Hey, I’m Westin and this is my Albums of the Year list. If you don’t know me I am extremely annoying on Twitter. And when I’m not busy doing that, I’m listening to music and […]

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Album Review: Krilloan – “Emperor Rising” (Power Metal)

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Written by Valkyrjiaa Krilloan  – Emperor Rising> Power metal> Sweden> Release December 9> Scarlet Records Sometimes power metal takes you on some high-flying adventure across barren plains to fight dragons and wizards; other times, you’re sitting […]

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Roundup: November Notables

December 3, 2022 Kep

Written by Kep, Melinda, Westin, and Greg Schwan We’re getting there, folks: this extremely silly year is almost over. I have a feeling that this will be the last monthly roundup of 2022, as December […]

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Album Review: Kvaen – “The Great Below”

March 19, 2022 Kep

Written by Kep Kvaen – The Great BelowBlack/speed/pagan metal from SwedenReleasing March 25 via Black Lion Records Let me take you back almost exactly two years, to late February 2020. The 28th and penultimate day of the […]

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Demo Dose: Sorcerer’s Sword and more!

February 10, 2022 Kep

Written by Kep Welcome, folks! Today we’re gonna look at four demos: a particularly impressive one that’s due out in early March from Sorcerer’s Sword, and three great early-2022 examples that you might have missed checking […]

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