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Join the Kvlt: Espi’s 2023 AOTY List

January 8, 2024 Kep

Written by Espi Kvlt As we wrap up another year, I am here to bring you another list of black metal albums I loved (plus, as usual, one extra, because for some reason my actual […]

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Kep’s 2023 Albums of the Year

December 30, 2023 Kep

Written by Kep Welcome in, folks. This is my list of 2023’s best albums. I’ve got five honorable mentions and then 24 ordered entries. Why 24? Because I started to attempt a top 10 and […]

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Kirk’s Top Singles of 2023

December 23, 2023 Kep

Written by Kirk At the end of every year, we get flooded with lists of favorite albums. But what about those beloved songs that didn’t make it onto a full-length record? What about the tracks […]

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Westin’s Top Albums of 2023

December 19, 2023 Westin

Written by Westin 2023 is drawing to a close and here I am to deliver another annual Album of the Year list for you. The musical underground continues to thrive and grow and once again […]

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OcWHOAber Roundup

November 2, 2023 Kep

Written by Westin, Kep, Ellis, and Kirk I know, the title is bad. I must be stopped, etc. Anyways, spooky season has ended, but luckily we can keep listening to October’s most kickass records forever. […]

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Album Review: Howling Giant – “Glass Future” (Progressive Stoner Rock)

October 24, 2023 Kep

Written by Kirk Howling Giant – Glass Future> Progressive stoner rock> Tennessee, US> Releasing October 27> Magnetic Eye Records Have you ever listened to a band that sounds so good that it’s made you feel […]

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Album Review: 20 Watt Tombstone – “The Chosen Few” (Stoner Rock/Blues)

October 17, 2023 Kep

Written by Kirk 20 Watt Tombstone – The Chosen Few> Stoner rock/blues> Wisconsin, US> Releasing October 20> Independent/self-release When’s the last time you sat down with a good blues record? Depending on what kind of […]

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Album Review: Notturno – “Inside” (DSBM)

October 5, 2023 Westin

Notturno – Inside> Depressive suicidal black metal> Italy> Releasing October 6> Hypnotic Dirge Records Extreme metal is perhaps one of the most aptly titled genres of music – pushing the boundaries of sonic art as […]

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Septembest Roundup

October 4, 2023 Kep

Written by Westin, Ellis, Kep, Rae-Aila, and Kirk We here at Noob Heavquarters were a bit quiet during September—life responsibilities and all that, you know the drill—but not for want of plenty of great music, […]

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QOHELETH – “Contaminants of War” (Experimental Noise)

October 3, 2023 Kep

Written by Kirk QOHELETH – Contaminants of War> Experimental/musique concrète/noise rock> North Carolina, US> Released September 22> Philip K. Discs Do you believe in fate? Divine providence? Heavenly intervention? Or do you believe that things […]

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