2022
Mark Doubt’s Favorites of 2022
I’m new around here so a quick introduction: I’m Mark Doubt. I have lived most of my life in California, currently I’m in San Francisco where I’m an amateur videographer who shoots, edits, and hosts […]
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Kep’s 2022 Albums of the Year
Hey it’s me, Kep, your friendly guy who likes death metal and also editor here at Noob Heavy. The end of this year has been crazy, but I’m super happy to lay out the albums […]
2022
𖤐B’s𖤐 22 Favorites of 2022
I’m B, and I am a philosophy professor who is interested in horror and metal aesthetics (my Twitter is here). Lately, I’ve been thinking a lot about immersive experiences, and what it takes to evoke […]
2022
ProgPro’s 2022 AOTY List
Hey, I’m Mike, friend of the Noob Heavy crew and also known as ProgPro on social media. Since there have been so many releases this year, I made a Spotify playlist so you can check […]
2022
Barlovv’s Best of 2022
Written by Barlovv ‘Tis the season for “Best Of” lists, and no one likes a list more than this guy, so let’s fucking go. This year has been kind of buck-wild honestly, joining this absolutely […]
2022
Album Review: Mother Anxiety – “Guillotine Age” (Electronic/Industrial)
Written by Greg Schwan Mother Anxiety – Guillotine Age> Electronic/industrial> Washington, US> Releasing November 25> Independent/self-release What is the sound of the brick finally being thrown? And what happens after it lands? In Bill Morrison’s 2010 solemn […]
2022
EP Review: Chestcrush – “Apechtheia” (Blackened Death Metal)
Written by Kep Chestcrush – Apechtheia> Blackened death metal> Scotland, UK> Releasing November 1> Independent/self-release Okay folks, show of hands: how many of you have heard Chestcrush’s 2021 opus Vdelygmia? If your hand is down then you need to […]
2022
Album Review: Gonemage – “Handheld Demise” (Experimental Black Metal)
Written by Kep Gonemage – Handheld Demise> Experimental black/grind/chip-tune> Texas, US> Releasing September 30> Independent/self-release I’m gonna be honest with you all: I really, really wanted to review this album because the last Gonemage LP, 2021’s Sudden Deluge, was such […]
2022
Roundup: August Abundance
Written by Kep, Melinda, Barlovv, and Jangel Well what do you know, we’ve made it through 2/3 of the year and the world is only simultaneously on fire and flooding and also ships are getting […]
2022
Album Review: Chat Pile – God’s Country (Sludge Noise)
Written by Barlovv > Chat Pile – God’s Country> Sludge Noise> Released July 29th, 2022> Bandcamp Link “Tried to fuck me, called me a liarSo I shot him in the head, set the house on […]