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Year’s End With Melinda

December 16, 2022 Noob Heavy admin

Written by Melinda (18+ only) Melinda here, been laying low a couple months but I was merely studying the sword and now I’m back on my bullshit. If you’re new here, I run this website, […]

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Noob’s Policy On AI Art Submissions: No Thank You

December 8, 2022 Noob Heavy admin

Written by Melinda (Carcassbomb) Recently in conversation with the great folks at Toilet Ov Hell the topic of album submissions that use AI generated artwork came up and whether or not that should be something […]

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Roundup: November Notables

December 3, 2022 Kep

Written by Kep, Melinda, Westin, and Greg Schwan We’re getting there, folks: this extremely silly year is almost over. I have a feeling that this will be the last monthly roundup of 2022, as December […]

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Album Review: Mykki Blanco – “Stay Close to Music” (Rap/Pop)

November 10, 2022 Noob Heavy admin

Written by Melinda (Who deleted her Twitter account but is active in the Noob Discord) Mykki Blanco – Stay Close to Music> Rap/pop> California, US> Released October 14> Transgressive Records Your feminism is not my […]

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Roundup: July Jams & Jigs

August 4, 2022 Noob Heavy admin

Written by Melinda, Kep, Westin, Barlovv & Ellis I don’t know what you expect me to say in this opening paragraph anymore. We all know how months work and we’re all here for the same […]

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Roundup: June Jollies

July 4, 2022 Noob Heavy admin

Written by Melinda, Barlovv, Kep and Ellis Heasley A mix of fresh mini reviews mixed with excerpts from larger reviews the team did of June releases. Underground metal and hardcore big and small. Pick and […]

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Melinda’s Mid Year Selections

June 5, 2022 Noob Heavy admin

We made it to the halfway point of another fucked up year, woo. For those who enjoy these kinds of lists, here’s the coolest shit I (Melinda aka Carcassbomb) has heard this year. 20 albums, […]

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Roundup: May Macrodose

June 3, 2022 Noob Heavy admin

A big bag of albums we’ve been listening to that came out in May. Albums picked by Kep, Barlovv, Ellis and Melinda. Below is the Noob Heavy 2022 release radar for metal and hardcore, for […]

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Album Review: Lunar Blood – “Twilight Insurgency” (RABM/Death)

May 24, 2022 Noob Heavy admin

Written by Melinda >Lunar Blood – Twilight Insurgency> Red & Anarchist black metal/death metal>New Jersey, USA>Released February 18, 2022>Bandcamp Link “Killing us under cover of law all this violence takes its toll we’ll arm ourselves. […]

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Roundup: April Assortments & Atrocities

May 4, 2022 Noob Heavy admin

Another month and yet another roundup article, I’m actually sticking to this one! The scribes this month are Kep, April, Ellis and Melinda (thats me, I don’t have twitter anymore and IG banned me for […]

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