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Album Review: Clairvoyance – “Chasm of Immurement” (Death Metal)

July 16, 2025 Noob Heavy admin

Written by Kep Clairvoyance – Chasm of Immurement> Death metal> Poland> Releasing July 18> Carbonized Records I boarded the Clairvoyance hype train as it was barely leaving the station, when they released their first demo back in May of […]

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July 6, 2025 Noob Heavy admin

Welcome to July 2025, folks. Shit’s, uh, shit’s tough out there. We get it. But the music is good, and we writing staff got our heads together and decided on a special feature to mark […]

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Album Review: Lipoma – “No Cure for the Sick” (Goregrind/Melodic Death)

June 12, 2025 Noob Heavy admin

Written by Kep Lipoma – No Cure for the Sick> Goregrind/melodic death metal> California, US> Releasing June 13> Gurgling Gore Look, I wasn’t born yesterday. If I see a release from the filthmongers at Gurgling Gore, and […]

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The Best Things We Heard in May

June 4, 2025 Noob Heavy admin

It was another quiet month here at the site, as our little collective of writers was busy with a bunch of everyday life-related stuff. We’re gonna bring more reviews your way here soon, have no […]

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Album Review: Ossuary – “Abhorrent Worship” (Death Metal)

May 20, 2025 Noob Heavy admin

Written by Kep Ossuary – Abhorrent Worship> Death metal> Wisconsin, US> Releasing May 23> Darkness Shall Rise Productions/Me Saco Un Ojo Records Ossuary have been around for a while—a decade at this point, in fact—but I remember being […]

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The Best Things We Heard in April

May 1, 2025 Noob Heavy admin

Another month of 2025 is in the rearview mirror, and it featured some ass-kickers. No big preamble today: let’s dig into Noob Heavy’s favorite listens of the month! As always, albums we reviewed in full […]

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Album Review: Conan – “Violence Dimension” (Doom/Sludge/Stoner)

April 23, 2025 Noob Heavy admin

Written by Kirk Conan – Violence Dimension> Doom/sludge/stoner metal> UK> Releasing April 25> Heavy Psych Sounds (The scene opens in the middle of a large tent in Birmingham, England. Seated at the head of a long […]

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Album Review: Final Dose – “Under the Eternal Shadow” (Black Metal/Crust)

April 11, 2025 Noob Heavy admin

Written by Kirk Final Dose – Under the Eternal Shadow> Black metal/crust> UK> Released April 11> Wolves of Hades It’s the week of release as I’m finalizing this review and thought it appropriate to point […]

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Album Review: Cytotoxin – “Biographyte” (Technical/Brutal Death Metal)

April 9, 2025 Noob Heavy admin

Written by Kep Cytotoxin – Biographyte> Technical/brutal death metal> Germany> Releasing April 11> Independent/self-release You sense it before you really hear it: a faint clicking, a mechanical tick that gets faster and faster, urging you to turn […]

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The Best Things We Heard in March

April 7, 2025 Noob Heavy admin

Well that was a hell of a month. I (Kep) had a whirlwind March for reasons unrelated to music, and thus the whole thing sort of disappeared into a time warp and I’m still wrapping […]

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